Not the 'T'-word
By Raymond Humphreys (from Issue 12)
It's not 'T', it's 'enhanced questioning'.
'Water-boarding' is something
they'd have to pay for at the funfair.
They say we soak them in icy water,
and make them stand naked in cells.
But do they tell you how hot it is there?
We only remove toenails
in the interests of hygiene,
as part of a pedicure.
Kidnapping, drugging and blindfolding
are not often part of our game.
And when we do some feature reassignment
or limb realignment
we're just keeping the free world safe
for Western Values and democracy.