Wales 2000
By Herbert Williams (from Issue 7)
1
A shape that's strangely like a person pointing.
The head an island once with sacred groves.
The feet a county kicking out to sea.
One arm outstretched; the waist tucked in.
The body attached to something big
that holds it back?
or makes it what it is?
A sense of new beginnings.
Not just a new century; or a millennium;
but an awakening of self.
Awareness comes in many ways.
Through words, or bared
experiences. Or insult.
Taffy is
a thief,
an ugly troll;
stupid;
drunken;
fit just (just)
for rugby,
shagging sheep
and male voice choirs
singing flat.
The mines are sealed,
the steelworks rust,
where hope's congealed
the last is first,
and youth is old
with kicking heels,
and healing kicks
land you in gaol.
'We were a people taut for war,'
too many wars though not our own,
the campaign flags hang tattered now,
the winds of loss are always raw,
the Veldt, the Somme and Alamein,
the Falkland Islands and the rest.
Too many wars, too little peace.
The dead cry out their silent curse.
The echoes of a cold refrain
quake in the halls of the insane:
Think No! Drink No! Quote No! Vote No!
Be No in all you do and say!
For No is all we want to be
and being No's the only way!
Say No for Yes is dangerous
and recklessness and amorous
and means we're saying boo to goose
and up yours Jack and lay off us.
and Yes is wicked as can be
and No is safe I'll guarantee!
And behold! quoth the scribes
Wales is too Welsh
their stadium's too good
we want it ourselves
Bryn Tur-fell is ours
and Shirley is Bassey
we'll make her a dame
to show that she's classy.
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still keens the wind
still grinds the frost
in mountains where
the best are cursed
the rocks won't tell
who gained or lost
and every hero
runs to dust
Welcome to Wales
Croeso i Gymru
stay as long as you like
the Welsh are so chummy
enjoy our toy railways
and swim in our pools
but don't come to live here
you won't like our schools.
You MUST go to Cardiff
It's all so inviting
the shopping's terrific
the bars are exciting
the docks are upmarket
with yuppies and so on
and what was a full-stop
is now semi-colon.
And grandest of all, the Millennium Stadium.
It's awesome. Stand
the far side of the Taff, take in
the sheer majesty of it.
Some call it the new
cathedral, but it is more
than that. It is not for
the worship of something
but Something itself.
Bow the knee and pray
'O Stadium, O mighty
Stadium, how great thou art
a good and merciful Stadium,
look with favour on our unworthy selves
and grant us eternal rest, O Stadium,
but not too soon, at least not until
we've beaten bastard England
and won the Six Nations, Amen.'
3
In nursing homes, the old
are kindly cared for.
They have regular meals, TV,
and marmalade on their toast.
The crematorium
is just up the hill.
So very convenient.
They go very quietly,
not saying a word.
The kids
swarm out of school,
yelling, squalling,
biting, brawling.
Older ones slouch
into adolescence,
surly, with-it,
street-wise.
Careful now. They might be watching.
Swift exchange. A passport to
spaced-out joy, hallucinations,
mind-exploding cosmic thrust.
Then it's methadone. Oh bollocks.
Stick to rollies for a bit.
This is the news of Wales
and I'm Jamie Owen
Sara Edwards
Lucy Cohen
Jonathan Hill.
The news of Wales is
it just bloody well is.
The Millennium Experience.
New space to expand in.
New worlds to discover.
New papers to hand in.
Look ahead! To the future!
Don't look back! For that's fatal.
Because you may find
what's behind is the total.